David A. Kass, a distinguished figure in cardiology, is known for his extensive research at Johns Hopkins University. His work primarily focuses on heart failure and cardiac mechanics. He collaborates with other researchers to improve understanding of cardiovascular physiology and its implications for treatment. His contributions to the field have significantly advanced knowledge and practices in cardiovascular medicine, including innovative approaches to studying ventricular function and developing novel therapies for heart disease. In addition to his research, Kass is actively involved in mentoring future generations of scientists and physicians at National Institutes of Health, ensuring his expertise continues to impact cardiovascular care.
Okay, folks, gather ’round! Ever dream of a home that just feels like you? A garden where you can sip your morning coffee surrounded by blooms? Well, you’re in the right place! This is the start of an adventure, a series dedicated to turning those home and garden dreams into reality, one project at a time. Think of it as your friendly neighborhood guide to all things home improvement and green thumb-related.
Throughout this series, we’ll dive into everything from the nitty-gritty of planning and budgeting to the joy of getting your hands dirty with DIY projects. We’ll explore the world of interior and exterior improvements, uncover the secrets to a thriving garden, and even tackle how to make your space more sustainable (saving the planet and your wallet? Yes, please!). And don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging – we’ll also point you towards some fantastic resources and sprinkle in some expert wisdom along the way.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “I’m no expert!” And that’s perfectly fine! This series is for everyone, from the complete beginner to the seasoned DIY-er. We’ll be focusing on practical, easy-to-follow advice, and we’ll always be clear about when a DIY project is a go and when it’s time to call in the pros. Because let’s be honest, sometimes it’s better to leave the electrical work to the experts (unless you like sparks flying, then, by all means, go for it… just kidding! Don’t do that!).
So, grab your favorite beverage, settle in, and get ready to unleash your inner home and garden guru. Let’s do this!
Part 1: Planning and Preparation – Laying the Groundwork for Success
Alright, folks, before you start swinging that hammer or digging in the dirt, let’s talk strategy. Think of it like this: you wouldn’t build a house without blueprints, right? Same goes for your dream home and garden! Proper planning isn’t just a good idea; it’s the secret sauce to a successful (and less stressful) project. Trust me, a little forethought can save you from a world of headaches (and a whole lot of money) down the road. Let’s get started, shall we?
Defining Your Vision: Needs, Wants, and Design Styles
Okay, close your eyes (well, after you finish reading this sentence!) and picture your perfect home and garden. What do you see? Is it a sprawling modern oasis with clean lines and minimalist landscaping? Or a cozy, traditional cottage bursting with colorful flowers? This is where you get to dream big.
First, let’s differentiate between needs and wants. A need is something that improves the functionality of your space. Maybe you desperately need a new roof, an energy-efficient windows, or a larger kitchen to accommodate your growing family. Wants, on the other hand, are those aesthetic upgrades that make your heart sing. Think a luxurious soaking tub, a fire pit, or a koi pond.
Now, let’s talk style. Are you drawn to the clean lines of modern design, the rustic charm of traditional style, or the less-is-more philosophy of minimalism? Spend some time browsing magazines, websites like Pinterest, and home decor blogs to get a feel for what resonates with you.
Pro Tip: Create a mood board! Gather images, fabric swatches, paint chips, and anything else that inspires you. This will help you visualize your desired outcome and keep your project on track. There are also a ton of awesome online tools that can help with this too!
Budgeting and Financing: Smart Spending for Maximum Impact
Alright, let’s get down to brass tacks. Money, money, money. It makes the world go ’round, and it’s definitely a key ingredient in any home or garden project. Before you even think about picking up a paintbrush, it’s crucial to create a realistic budget.
Start by making a list of everything you’ll need: materials, labor, permits, tools, and even those unexpected expenses (because let’s face it, they always pop up). Get quotes from contractors and suppliers, and don’t be afraid to shop around.
Next, figure out how you’re going to finance your project. Will you be using savings, a home equity loan, a credit card, or a line of credit? Each option has its pros and cons, so do your research and choose what’s best for your situation.
Finally, let’s talk ROI (Return on Investment). Some home improvements add significant value to your property, while others are more for personal enjoyment. Focus on projects that will not only enhance your living space but also increase your home’s resale value. Think kitchen and bathroom remodels, landscaping improvements, and energy-efficient upgrades.
Sourcing Materials and Expertise: Choosing the Right Partners
Now that you’ve got your vision and your budget in place, it’s time to gather your resources. Where you buy your materials and who you hire to help with the work can make a huge difference in the outcome of your project.
When it comes to materials, you’ve got options: big-box stores like Home Depot and Lowe’s offer a wide selection and competitive prices. However, local hardware stores often provide more personalized service, expert advice, and a sense of community. Plus, you’re supporting local businesses!
Finding the right construction and landscaping companies is essential. Ask for recommendations from friends, family, and neighbors. Check online reviews and ratings, and be sure to verify their licenses and insurance. Get multiple quotes and compare them carefully.
Important: Make sure you have a clear contract that outlines the scope of work, payment schedule, and warranty information. Communication is key throughout the entire project, so don’t be afraid to ask questions and voice your concerns.
Part 2: Interior Home Improvement Projects – Transforming Your Living Spaces
Alright, buckle up, buttercup! It’s time to get down and dirty (well, maybe just dusty) with some interior home improvements. Forget those cookie-cutter homes you see in magazines; we’re about to unleash your inner designer and turn your living spaces into a reflection of your awesome personality. We’ll be focusing on specific projects and giving you the lowdown on making them happen.
Kitchen Renovation: The Heart of the Home
The kitchen: it’s where the magic happens, where midnight snacks are devoured, and where questionable dance-offs sometimes erupt. So, let’s make sure it’s a space that’s both functional and fabulous! We’ll guide you through planning a remodel that makes sense for your life, considering everything from layout and workflow to those all-important storage solutions. Think about it: Do you want an island the size of a small car? Or a cozy breakfast nook where you can sip your coffee and contemplate the meaning of life?
We’ll also dish out advice on selecting the perfect appliances—energy-efficient models that’ll save you money and the planet! We’ll break down countertops (materials, pros, cons—the whole shebang!) and help you navigate the wild world of cabinetry (styles, finishes…oh my!). Best of all, we’ll share some sneaky tips on saving money because let’s face it, kitchen remodels can get pricey!
Bathroom Remodel: Creating a Personal Oasis
Say goodbye to that dingy, outdated bathroom and hello to your own personal oasis! Imagine stepping into a spa-like retreat every morning—ahhh, bliss. We’ll help you design a bathroom that’s both relaxing and efficient, maximizing space and functionality. Whether you dream of a luxurious soaking tub or a super-efficient shower, we’ve got you covered.
Choosing the right fixtures is key, so we’ll guide you through the world of toilets (yes, even toilets!), sinks, and showers. We’ll also dive into the wonderful world of tile (materials, patterns—prepare to be amazed!). And let’s not forget lighting! Ambient, task, accent—we’ll show you how to create the perfect mood. Plus, we’ll discuss accessibility considerations for aging in place because a bathroom remodel should be an investment in your future comfort.
DIY vs. Professional Installation: Know Your Limits
Okay, this is where we get real. Not every project is a DIY masterpiece waiting to happen. It’s time to assess your skills and be honest with yourself. Can you confidently install that new toilet without flooding the house? Or should you leave it to the pros?
We’ll outline the pros and cons of DIY (cost savings, flexibility!) versus professional installation (expertise, warranty!). And we’ll give you a checklist of questions to ask when hiring contractors, so you can find someone who’s reliable and trustworthy. Remember, it’s okay to admit you need help! Sometimes, the smartest thing you can do is delegate.
Working with Power Tools Safely: A Beginner’s Guide
Alright, you’re ready to unleash your inner handyman! But before you start wielding power tools like a ninja warrior, let’s talk safety. We’ll provide essential safety tips for using common power tools, including wearing protective gear (safety goggles are your friend!), reading manuals (yes, really!), and maintaining your tools properly.
We’ll also describe basic tool operation and safety procedures for drills, saws, and sanders. Think of it as Power Tools 101. And remember, proper training and supervision are crucial for novice users. Don’t be afraid to ask for help or take a class! Safety first, friends!
Part 3: Exterior Home Improvement Projects – Enhancing Curb Appeal and Outdoor Living
Let’s step outside and give our homes the makeover they deserve! This part is all about turning your property’s exterior into something that not only looks fantastic but also adds value and enjoyment. Whether it’s building a deck, boosting curb appeal, or laying down a concrete patio, we’ve got you covered.
Deck Building: Expanding Your Outdoor Living Space
Ever dream of a space where you can chill, grill, and maybe even spill a little without worrying about the indoor carpets? Building a deck is like adding an extra room to your house – except it’s under the sky!
- Design is Key: Think about what you want to use your deck for. Is it for big family BBQs, quiet reading sessions, or maybe even an outdoor yoga studio? The size, shape, and location should all reflect your lifestyle.
- Material Matters:
- Lumber: Pressure-treated wood is the budget-friendly champion, but if you’re feeling fancy (and your wallet agrees), cedar is naturally beautiful and resists rot.
- Composite decking: For those who’d rather sip lemonade than spend their weekends staining, composite decking is the way to go. It’s durable, low-maintenance, and comes in a rainbow of colors.
- Construction and Safety: Deck building isn’t just slapping some wood together. You’ll need to know your joists from your jack studs and follow local building codes to a T. Safety first: always wear your safety glasses.
Enhancing Curb Appeal: Making a Great First Impression
They say you never get a second chance to make a first impression, and your home’s exterior is its handshake with the world.
- Siding, Windows, and Doors:
- Updating your siding can make your home look like it went through a time machine. Vinyl siding is the classic low-maintenance choice, but fiber cement and wood can give you a more upscale look.
- New windows aren’t just about looks – they can save you a bundle on energy bills. Look for energy-efficient models with low-E coatings.
- A stylish new front door can shout “welcome!” to visitors and add a touch of personality. Think about materials like steel for security or wood for classic charm.
- Architectural Details: Shutters, trim, and accent colors can transform a plain house into a charming home. Don’t be afraid to add a little flair!
- Landscaping: A well-manicured lawn and garden is like the jewelry on your house. Keep it trimmed, weeded, and colorful to really shine.
Working with Concrete for Patios and Walkways: A Durable Solution
Want a solid, long-lasting outdoor space? Concrete is your friend! It’s tough, versatile, and can be surprisingly stylish.
- The Basics: Working with concrete involves mixing, pouring, and finishing. It’s like baking a cake, but with rocks! Mixing concrete correctly is crucial for its strength and longevity.
- Finishing Touches:
- Stamped concrete lets you mimic the look of stone, brick, or even wood.
- Stained concrete adds color and depth.
- Exposed aggregate concrete reveals the natural beauty of the stones within.
- Safety: Concrete can be harsh on your skin, so wear gloves and eye protection. And remember, it’s heavy! Lift with your legs, not your back.
Gardening Essentials: Cultivating a Thriving Landscape
So, you’re ready to get your hands dirty, huh? That’s fantastic! Let’s dive into the nitty-gritty of gardening. Think of your garden as a living canvas where you’re the artist. But before you start splashing colors (or, you know, planting flowers), let’s make sure you’ve got a solid foundation. We’re talking gardening essentials here – the stuff that’ll make your plants sing instead of sulk.
Soil Preparation and Amendment: The Foundation of a Healthy Garden
-
Understanding Your Soil
Ever wonder why some gardens look like they’re straight out of a magazine while others… well, don’t? It often boils down to the soil. Think of soil as the VIP lounge for your plants. You’ve got your sandy soil, which is like the guy who can’t hold onto anything (drains too fast); clay soil, the stubborn one that holds on for dear life (poor drainage); and loam, the Goldilocks of soils – just right, with a mix of everything.
Soil Type Identification: Easy home tests to determine if your soil is sand, clay, silt, or loamy, improving plant growth and health.
-
Amending Your Soil
So, your soil isn’t perfect? No sweat! That’s where soil amendments come in. Compost is like the magic fairy dust of the gardening world. Mix it in, and it’ll improve soil structure, drainage, and fertility. Organic matter, like aged manure or shredded leaves, works wonders too. And don’t forget about pH levels! Get a soil test to see if your soil is too acidic or alkaline. Most plants prefer a pH around 6.0 to 7.0.
-
Drainage is Key
Picture this: your plants are sitting in soggy soil, their roots gasping for air. Not a pretty sight, right? Good drainage is crucial. If your soil is compacted, consider adding organic matter or creating raised beds to improve drainage.
Soil Health Checklist: To evaluate drainage, texture, and nutrient content, leading to a vibrant and productive garden.
Planting and Maintenance: Nurturing Your Garden
-
Choosing the Right Plants
This is where the fun really begins! Think about your climate, soil conditions, and personal style. Want a low-maintenance garden? Go for native plants. Craving pops of color? Annuals are your friends.
Plant Selection Guide: For matching plants to local climates, soil types, and aesthetic goals.
-
Planting Like a Pro
Dig a hole twice as wide as the root ball, gently loosen the roots, and place the plant in the hole so that the top of the root ball is level with the ground. Water thoroughly after planting.
-
Watering, Fertilizing, and Mulching
Water deeply but infrequently, encouraging roots to grow deep. Fertilize according to the plant’s needs – a balanced fertilizer works well for most plants. And don’t forget the mulch! It’ll help retain moisture, suppress weeds, and keep the soil cool.
Watering Techniques: Optimizing soil hydration and promoting lush growth.
Pruning: Encouraging Healthy Growth and Shape
-
Why Prune?
Think of pruning as giving your plants a haircut. It encourages healthy growth, improves airflow, and shapes the plant to your liking.
-
Pruning Techniques
Thinning involves removing branches to improve airflow and light penetration. Heading back encourages bushier growth. And renewal pruning involves removing old, unproductive growth to make way for new growth.
-
Tools of the Trade
You’ll need a good pair of pruners for small branches, loppers for larger branches, and a pruning saw for anything bigger than that. Make sure your tools are sharp and clean to prevent the spread of disease.
Pruning Calendar: For scheduling pruning based on plant types and seasonal growth patterns.
Composting: Recycling Garden Waste and Enriching Your Soil
-
Setting Up Your Compost
Composting is like turning trash into treasure. Choose a location for your compost bin that’s out of the way but still accessible. You can buy a compost bin or build one yourself.
-
What to Compost
Browns (dried leaves, twigs, cardboard) and greens (grass clippings, kitchen scraps) are the building blocks of compost. Avoid composting meat, dairy, and oily foods, as they can attract pests.
-
Benefits of Compost
Compost is like a superfood for your garden. It enriches the soil, improves drainage, and reduces waste. Plus, it’s a great way to reduce your carbon footprint.
Composting FAQ: Providing clear answers to common composting questions, ensuring a successful composting experience and nutrient-rich soil amendment.
Part 5: Sustainable Practices – Creating an Eco-Friendly Home and Garden
Okay, let’s talk about going green! We all love a beautiful home and garden, but what if we could make them planet-friendly too? It’s not as hard as you might think, and trust me, Mother Earth will send you a thank-you note (probably in the form of a spectacular sunset or something). This section is all about incorporating sustainable practices into your home and garden projects – because who doesn’t want to save the world while sprucing up their space?
Eco-Friendly Materials and Methods: Making Responsible Choices
Think about it: traditional building materials can be a bit, well, resource-intensive. But there are tons of cool alternatives out there! Recycled content materials? Absolutely! Bamboo? Surprisingly strong and super renewable! Reclaimed wood? Talk about adding some character and saving a tree!
And when it comes to the garden, let’s ditch the harsh chemicals. Organic gardening is the way to go. Say no to those synthetic pesticides and fertilizers that can harm beneficial insects and pollute our water. Plus, let’s reduce, reuse, and recycle wherever possible. Less waste = happy planet!
Water Conservation: Using Water Wisely
Water is precious, folks! Let’s not waste it! Instead of those old-school sprinklers that spray everywhere, consider drip irrigation or soaker hoses. They deliver water right to the roots, where it’s needed most.
And how about planting some drought-tolerant plants? They’re beautiful, low-maintenance, and won’t guzzle all your water. Think succulents, lavender, and native grasses. Bonus points for installing a rainwater harvesting system – imagine watering your garden with free water from the sky!
Energy Efficiency: Reducing Your Carbon Footprint
Here’s a fun fact: leaky windows and doors can seriously jack up your energy bills. But fear not! Installing energy-efficient windows and doors is a total game-changer. You’ll save money on heating and cooling, and your home will feel cozier.
And let’s not forget about appliances and lighting. Energy-saving appliances are not just trendy; they are an investment!. And swapping out those old light bulbs for LEDs is one of the easiest things you can do to save energy (and money!). For the more ambitious, consider solar panels – harness the power of the sun and say goodbye to those hefty electricity bills.
Integrating Sustainability: A Holistic Approach
Ready to take things to the next level? Combine eco-friendly materials, water conservation, and energy efficiency for a truly sustainable home and garden. It’s not just about doing one thing right; it’s about creating a whole system that works in harmony with the environment. Think about it, from the foundation to the roof, every choice can make a difference. Embrace the journey towards sustainability and discover the long-term benefits for both the environment and your wallet. Because being green shouldn’t break the bank.
Part 6: Resources and Inspiration – Finding Ideas and Support
Exploring Websites/Blogs for Ideas and Advice: The Digital Landscape
Ever feel like your dream home or garden is just out of reach? Well, buckle up, because the internet is your magic carpet! There’s a whole universe of websites and blogs out there dedicated to turning your Pinterest boards into reality. Think of them as your virtual mentors, guiding you through every step with design inspiration, DIY tutorials, and sage advice from the pros.
But where do you start, you ask? Don’t worry, you don’t need a map! Just fire up your search engine and get specific. Looking for minimalist kitchen ideas? Type it in! Want to learn how to build a raised garden bed? The answers are at your fingertips. Social media platforms are goldmines too; follow hashtags like #HomeRenovation or #GardeningTips to join communities bursting with creativity and support. Think of it as having a team of cheerleaders rooting for your success!
Following Magazines and TV Shows for Inspiration: Stay Informed
Sometimes, you just need to sit back, relax, and let the inspiration come to you. That’s where magazines and TV shows come in! Reputable magazines like Better Homes & Gardens are like treasure troves filled with the latest trends and stunning visuals that will get your creative juices flowing. And who hasn’t spent a lazy afternoon binge-watching This Old House, marveling at the incredible transformations and soaking up expert advice?
Don’t underestimate the power of home and garden tours either! Seeing real-life examples of successful projects can spark ideas you never even considered. Plus, it’s a chance to chat with homeowners and learn from their experiences. It’s like peeking behind the curtain to see what’s possible!
Connecting with Nurseries for Plant Selection: Expert Guidance
Okay, let’s talk plants. Because let’s face it, choosing the right ones can be intimidating. That’s where your local nurseries come to the rescue! These aren’t just places to buy plants; they’re hubs of knowledge and expertise. The folks there know their stuff, and they’re eager to help you find the perfect plants for your specific climate and soil conditions.
Don’t be afraid to ask questions! What grows well in shade? What’s drought-tolerant? How much maintenance does this require? A little guidance from a nursery expert can save you a lot of time, money, and heartache in the long run. Plus, you’ll be supporting a local business, which is always a good thing!
Attending Home & Garden Shows for the Latest Trends: Industry Insights
Want to stay ahead of the curve? Then mark your calendar for the next Home & Garden Show! These events are a whirlwind of new products, cutting-edge technologies, and design trends that will leave you feeling inspired and energized.
It’s also a fantastic opportunity to network with industry professionals, from contractors to interior designers. Chat with exhibitors, gather brochures, and collect ideas like souvenirs. You never know what hidden gems you might discover! Plus, who doesn’t love free samples and giveaways? It’s like a playground for home and garden enthusiasts!
Part 7: Special Considerations – Expert Tips and Wisdom
Alright, folks, we’ve covered a ton of ground, but before you grab your sledgehammers and seed packets, let’s tap into some special wisdom. This is where we get a little insider knowledge to hopefully save you some headaches and help you achieve that “wow” factor.
David A. Kass’s Home Improvement Tips: Practical Guidance
Ever feel like your home is plotting against you? A leaky faucet here, a peeling wall there… it’s a constant battle! That’s where the sage advice of folks like David A. Kass comes in super handy. Think of this as your cheat sheet to common renovation challenges.
- Taming the Leaky Faucet Beast: Instead of wrestling with a wrench and ending up soaked, David suggests first turning off the water supply (duh, right?). Then, carefully disassemble the faucet, replace any worn-out washers or O-rings (they’re usually the culprits!), and reassemble. Pro-tip: take a picture of how it looks before you take it apart! If the faucet still mocks you with its drips, it might be time to call in a professional.
- Painting Like a Pro (Even if You’re Not): Painting seems easy, but those streaks and uneven patches can be soul-crushing. David’s advice? Prep is KEY! Clean the walls, fill in any holes or cracks, and use a high-quality primer. This gives your paint something to grab onto. Also, invest in good brushes and rollers, and don’t overload them with paint. Multiple thin coats are way better than one thick, gloppy mess.
- Flooring Fiascos? Avoid Them!: Whether it’s laminate, hardwood, or tile, flooring can be a major undertaking. David recommends meticulous measurements and planning to minimize waste. When installing, follow the manufacturer’s instructions religiously. And for goodness sake, use the right tools! Renting a tile saw or a laminate cutter can save you time, money, and a whole lot of frustration.
- ***Pro Tip:*** Document Everything! David always stresses the importance of before-and-after photos, receipts, and contractor agreements. In case something goes sideways (and let’s be real, it sometimes does), you’ll have proof of what was done and what was agreed upon.
Gardening Wisdom: Seasonal Maintenance
Gardening isn’t just about planting pretty flowers; it’s about working with Mother Nature throughout the year. Think of it as a seasonal dance, and here are some steps to help you lead:
- Spring Awakening: Time to wake up your garden! Clean up debris, amend the soil with compost, and start planting those early spring bloomers. Divide perennials that have become overcrowded, and get your seedlings started indoors. Remember, those tender little plants need a gentle start!
- Summer Lovin’: The garden is in full swing! Keep an eye on watering, especially during dry spells. Fertilize regularly to encourage blooms and healthy growth. And don’t forget to weed, weed, WEED! Those pesky invaders will steal nutrients and water from your precious plants. Protect your harvest from pests using organic methods when possible.
- Fall’s Farewell: Time to prepare your garden for winter. Clean up dead foliage, remove annuals, and plant fall-blooming bulbs like tulips and daffodils for a burst of color next spring. Apply a layer of mulch to protect plant roots from the cold. If you have a vegetable garden, harvest your crops and cover the soil with a thick layer of compost or manure to enrich it over the winter.
- Winter’s Rest: Don’t abandon your garden completely! Check on plants periodically and water if necessary. Protect sensitive plants from frost and snow. Dream about your next garden masterpiece and start planning your spring planting. This is also a great time to prune dormant trees and shrubs.
Seasonal Garden Task Calendar
Season | Tasks |
---|---|
Spring | Clean up debris, amend soil, plant spring bloomers, divide perennials, start seedlings indoors |
Summer | Water regularly, fertilize, weed, protect from pests, harvest crops |
Fall | Clean up dead foliage, remove annuals, plant fall bulbs, mulch, harvest crops, cover soil with compost/manure |
Winter | Check on plants, protect from frost/snow, prune dormant trees/shrubs, plan spring planting |
With a little expert guidance and a dash of common sense, you can transform your home and garden into a haven that you’ll be proud of. So go forth and create!
Who is David A. Kass?
David A. Kass is a highly respected financial analyst. He serves as a Professor of Finance. The role is at the Robert H. Smith School of Business. The business is at the University of Maryland. Kass is also the former Senior Managing Director. He used to work at Legg Mason Capital Management. His expertise lies in investment strategies. He also focuses on economic forecasting. His analysis is frequently sought by media outlets. His insights provide value to investors.
What are David A. Kass’s notable contributions to the field of finance?
David A. Kass has contributed significantly to financial analysis. He provides expert commentary on market trends. His insights appear regularly in publications. He teaches finance at the University of Maryland. His students benefit from his practical experience. Kass offers valuable perspectives on investment management. He helps shape the understanding of economic principles. His work bridges academic theory with real-world application.
Where did David A. Kass get his education?
David A. Kass completed his education at Harvard University. He earned a Ph.D. in Economics. His doctoral research focused on econometrics. He also holds an A.B. degree. His undergraduate studies were in mathematics. His academic background provides a strong foundation. This foundation supports his financial analysis. His education equipped him with critical thinking skills.
What is David A. Kass’s area of expertise?
David A. Kass specializes in investment management. He is an expert in corporate finance. His focus includes economic forecasting. Kass provides insights on market valuation. His analysis covers various asset classes. He assesses risk management strategies. His expertise is valuable for investment decisions.
So, next time you’re pondering actuarial science or just need some solid financial advice, remember the name David A. Kass. He’s definitely one to watch – or, you know, read!